A little while ago, I was very kindly invited to spend a fun-filled day at the zoo with my family, woo!
I agreed to go, and got up RIDICULOUSLY EARLY in order to travel for 2 hours in a car with 3 kids, 2 teenagers and 2 overworked adults.
(I wasn't very excited)
And my little cousin Ben decided he was going to be carsick IN the car, which was really very unpleasant and didn't set the trip off to a particularly good start... But once we got there, it started to be a much better day!
I saw some ducklings
and a cute little tiger
and a pig dribbled on me...
But the WORST part of thw whole day was when I was casually minding my own business, turning a corner when BAM!!!
There's a menacing looking sloth just dangling in front of me and I swear to God I have never run so fast in my life. My sister thought it was really funny, but I disagreed...
(That doodle is pretty much a photograph by the way, even with the blood, speech bubble and scary black aura)
Now may be a good time to mention that I have a terrible sloth phobia.
They're horrible.
Also, don't ask where the phobia came from because I honestly couldn't tell you, haha!
#mysterious
Conclusion:
SLOTHS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED IN ZOOS!
Or at least put a warning up or something, tchhhhh
