Wisdom!

THE TOOTH
It all started when I was eating a pizza on Thursday... It was a pepperoni pizza, and it was alright for a £1, but nothing particularly special. I'd chosen to get 'thin and crispy' because it was cheaper, but the error here was to choose something 'crispy' when I knew that I had a bit of toothache.
Being the gigantic fatty that I am, I naturally wolfed the whole thing down, even though it was burning hot and I'd promised myself that I'd save at least half of it for lunch the next day... And that's when it happened. The silly crispy pizza base decided to have a little fight with the sensitive part of my gum where my wisdom tooth is trying to cut through, and my poor gum because stuck between a tooth and a hard base;D GEDDIT?
Ahem.
Anyway, this caused MASSIVE tooth-related uproar and I was in a lot of pain :(
As you can see, not only is it painful, it's also causing great upset in the tooth world because the other teeth feel like they're squashed enough without me introducing another member of the gang, so they're paying me back by randomly hurting throughout the day as well.
Basically, my experience of wisdom teeth so far has been that rather than bestow great wisdom upon me, they make my mouth hurt and bleed. That is all they've done so far. Ohh, and they've also given me something to complain about;D
HOWEVER! I'm quite looking forward to having OPTIMAL chewing capabilities once they've all come through properly! Screw wisdom, I'm going to be able to eat more efficiently, and there's nothing much better than that.

Providing my dentist doens't want to spoil my fun by taking them out...