First; Find the microphone

Second step; Say "start listening"

Hello?
Oh! Wow!It really is that easy.
Right, I suppose I'll have to explain myself.


I'm currently trying to utilise my windows speech recognition program. All it took to get to the stage where I can talk out loud and have the words appear on wordpad was an 80 hour tutorial, but I made it! It's working okay... I'm just having few issues because it doesn't really understand my accent. Like, I can supposedly delete anything it writes wrong by simply saying "delete that", but it can't understand me, so I have to repeat myself and put extra emphasis on the vowels.

Though I suppose we can't expect miracles... And I have to admit it is incredibly cool to dictate what I want to write and have it written for me.
It's also really fun, despite being incredibly time consuming. I'm literally having the time of my life by talking to myself. If anyone in my house is awake they must think I'm absolutely mental... Especially now that I've said that.

Ah, I should also probably explain that I'm going to paste this over to blogger after speaking it to wordpad... Using my voice!

Eeeee.
This is actually really exciting!
Providing you ignore how incredibly frustrating it is to have to use this program, because it likes to literally puts words into my mouth. For example, when I tried to say " mega fat tomorrow" it tried to say "mega false teeth blaster".
I think this is a revolutionary idea from windows.

But it's not what I actually intended to say, so I had to go through the whole "delleeett" thing again.

Also, I'm a little bit worried about how dangerous this kind of technology is. If I can simply talk to my email in order to reply to a message, how am I supposed to develop R.S.I. and get compensation for it in later life?!
How?!
I'll have to turn to forging doctor's notes and become a criminal, and then the police'll find out and then I'll have to go on the run and eventually be arrested.


Thank you Windows.

Though I do look good in handcuffs;)