ANGRY BISCUIT

For those of you that have been living in some kind of self-absorbed (but simultaneously deliriously-happy) bubble for the past 18 and a bit years of my life, you have missed out on many, many new phrases that I've invented, e.g. "photografaffed"; for when someone WILL not stop taking terrible picture of you.
This particular post, however, is centered around the concept of an angry biscuit. The biscuit you HAVE to eat when you're feeling grumpy in order to sooth those angry waves of HATRED that would otherwise comsume you like a petrol-doused fire.
It can be any kind of biscuit.It's not a picky biscuit.
The only conditions being that you must be seriously ticked off at the time, and you can't enjoy a single mouthful because you are in fact, so angry.
Dont' judge me, you've all done it.

Misplaced anger at it's actual finest.
Though now I'm covered in guilt-crumbs:(
(crumbs from an angry biscuit that induce guilt due to the sensitive nature of eating a biscuit BECAUSE IT SOOTHS YOU)