It's late at night.
You're not actually tired because you didn't get out of bed 'till about half past 3, so you're browsing the internet looking for something to occupy your time.
Now, don't get the wrong idea here. You're not a pervert or a male, so you're not looking for porn. You're simply clicking arbitrary links, and thus learning random facts about whales that no one should ever know, and finding bargains on ebay that you don't need, when SUDDENLY...
You find something that makes you giggle like a little kid anticipating the ice cream man in his glorious ice cream van.
You have discovered a film that you. must. see.
Tadaaa! The Green Lantern.
The one superhero film you've always said they should make as you bitterly sat through 3 Spiderman films that gradually decreased in entertainment value and general levels of good-ness.
Not only is it featuring the greatest flippin' hero ever. It's got Ryan Reynolds cast as Hal Jordan, and Sinestro is played by Mark Strong, who was BRILLIANT in Sherlock Holmes and has the best last name in the world.
Need I say more? The answer to that clearly rhetorical question is no. No, I need not say anymore.
The ONLY bad thing about this whole thing is that there's still a year to wait.
SOMEONE INVENT A TIME MACHINE FOR GOD'S SAKE.
As a protest to the long wait, I'll wear a costume (similar to the one above) all day, everyday till the release date. Fathers for Justice, eat your heart out.P.s. if you take me to see this film, I will love you unconditionally... for at least a day or something.
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