Right, stop pretending you think my blog is full of useless, arbitrary rambles, and instead focus on how awesome it is and just shuuu'p and listen.
I've had a pretty chilled week... If you ignore the night I got a little bit tipsy and many crazy things happened... (the less detail, the better there, I think)... And I've had a lot of spare time to become incredibly bored.
Television is fine, but I looked in the mirror on Wednesday and realised that I was becoming a terrible cliché.
(See what I did there!)
So I decided to start find other ways to pass the time, starting with some exotic baking, but baking takes time and effort, and more importantly, makes me put on about 2 stone because I have to eat EVERYTHING.
(Pronounced sc-ons, not sc-ohns)
THEN, I experimented with a tiny dashing of pure party fun, fuelled by a few too many cocktails and some rather disgusting out-of-date budweiser (though it was only 70p). But the outcome of this was even worse...
(I wish that was a drawing.)
I also tried going to Ikea.... Though that was a slight waste of time, as the only useful things I bought were a lamp and some sharp knives.
(And of course, I borrowed a pencil or two..)
But in all seriousness, I have led a very, very boring life this week. This blog post is actually a secret plea for help.
Please.
Someone.
INVITE ME TO DO SOMETHING.
Thanks mugaluffins <3
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