THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

When this "joke" first originated in my friendship group, I thought it was the most ridiculously irritating catchphrase I'd ever encountered, made even worse by the few individuals who use it for things that it doesn't even remotely apply to.

You WANKERS.

But obviously, as I'm a complete hypocrite, I find myself doing it on a regular basis, and even worse, I find myself enjoying the childish fun.
My all time favourite was "have you not got it in yet?". (super win.)
It's nearly as bad as "your face" which I also am ashamed to admit I take part in. It's like a cult! You don't necessarily want to join, but if you do join you get the support of 20 million others who are just like you:D
Crazy times.

Anyway, back to the point at hand.
Today was the morning after the night before - not so much for myself and my comrade Amy as we'd drunk a sensibly tiny amount, but for my other housemates, it was hell on a stick.
And they were desperately looking for a hangover cure, but as we seemed to be lacking in food and/or medical drugs, we logically decided to go out for breakfast at about 1pm.

Amy drove wildly around York, following amazingly terribly directions from myself and the drunken troops in the back of the car, but we eventually found the pub we wanted. We then were required to take out a mortgage to pay the small fortune required to park in town, before being allowed to abandon it in a car park and venture off to feed our rumbly tummys.

We went in, sat down, took ages deliberating over what we'd order, then decided we'd get what we always get. I kindly offered to go to the bar to pay so that I could embarrass myself by having my card be rejected a fair few times before getting anywhere with it... (it's the thought that counts). Anyway, due to this card-related failure, I'd managed to order mine and Amy's food before Jen and Hannah could, so naturally, ours arrived much quicker.

This is how the chaos ensued.

Amy doesn't like mushrooms, so she gave hers to me. Jen asked for one of them to keep her satisfied till her food arrived, so I courteously offered Hannah the other one.
(This whole story is Hannah's fault btw.)
Then Hannah replied with-

"No thanks, I'm getting a much bigger one in a minute"

Now, can you see why I HAD to retort?! It goes without saying that that is an innuendo if I ever heard one, but in my desperation to demonstrate my incredible wit, I'd forgotten the huge mushroom I had in my mouth at the time.... Dribbly mess.


Basically, I'm a child and I will definitely embarrass you in public.