INTERNET-WIN.

FINALLY.
I actually hate the amount of faff we've had trying to sort out our flippin' connectivity. It's been about 5 weeks snice we placed our order. HOW is it possible for it to take that long to allow us access to the internet?!

Anyway, I'll have to think about what's happened since I last posted now....

1) I joined a gym, and I love it, despite how much it exaggerates my tiny stature with their clever use of GIANT machines. Also, I have noticed that everyone at the gym is either thin or buff. This doesn't make any sense to me. Surely at least new members would be a bit chub? It makes me feel like I'm a digusting, wobbly monster.

I don't even have legs at this gym. It's a mind-trip, man.
Also, note the clever use of fake-tan on the 'hot girl' to denote a feeling of stereotypicality.

2) I got one of my drawings published in the Uni newspaper! How, you ask? Well!..
I've no idea. I emailed them saying I'd happily have a go, and within the next few days I was given a 2 hour deadline to do them a drawing. Insane or what?The more I look at the poor little piggy bank's face, the more I feel guilty for being the one responsible for making him look so scared. CHECK OUT MY SIGNATURE THOUGH! I'm practically famous.

3) I baked a steak and ale pie (with the help of my lovely Matthew), and it was literally incredible. We baked a pie big enough for 4 people and shared it between us for one meal. #fat.
I'd draw a picture of it, but I'll just dribble all over the keyboard. IT'S SAFER THIS WAY!

4) ......................:)